I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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