so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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