You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
you never un-have a 4some
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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