I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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