Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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