I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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