like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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