To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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