i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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