last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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