i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Randomize
