Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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