whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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