is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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