I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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