nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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