I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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He better not be in your backpack
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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