this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
