Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Two words: nipple clamps
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