why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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