Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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