We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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