He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i drank out of a bidet.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
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Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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