News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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