In the future we'll all be gay
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
They are going to name an STD after you.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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