But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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