We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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