my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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