you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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