I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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