Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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