Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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