matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
