He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
