i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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