this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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