I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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