I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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