doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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