awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think I won the penis lottery.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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