Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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