Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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