covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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