Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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