Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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