Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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