I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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