This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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