I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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