it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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