before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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