i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Bang-toberfest begins!!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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