It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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