Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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