So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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