coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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