She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
ttyl tear gas
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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