You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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