Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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